Something On The Side Pt. 3 – Messing Up A Good Thing

I was on another blog called BeastDome and came across an interesting post about Carmen Ortega.  Apparently, she is Reggie Bush’s side piece.  Now, I’m tired of telling you guys how to manage side pieces, but this is at a whole new level, and I have to address it.

As I’ve said before, if you want to embarrass yourself, that’s fine.   But when you embarrass me and you f*ck it up for everyone else, then, as the representative of men everywhere, I have to step in and check ya ass.

Check out this clip that was on the BeastDome blog:

(Note:  I’m not greedy. I got the idea from this from another blog and expanded on it.  For all you other bloggers, give credit where it’s due.  I’ve seen a few of my ideas on other blogs, but I’ll stay quiet.  Real recognize real.  Fake will sink to the bottom.)

I have a few issues with this:

Why is this b*tch in the house when you aren’t home?

If you didn’t learn the lesson from part one of my series, Something On The Side, you should already know that a side chick should not be in the house while you aren’t there.  She should not have a key.  I can’ t imagine Bush would be dumb enough to allow this chick in his house with a camera to document her giving a tour, so he probably wasn’t home and it doesn’t look like she broke in.

If you are not there, a side piece should not be.  No exceptions.  End of story.

Watch the kind of girls you make sidepieces

Reggie Bush obviously did not read my blog the Side Piece Rules Of Engagement .  Ortega looks just like Kim Kardashian.  If that’s what you want man, why not just stick with Kim?  Again, girls that have the same look and same tastes are likely to run in the same circles.

And while she was overlooking the porch did you hear her comment “This is living the life” and the look on her face.  This is a thirsty b*tch that is looking to move up into the number one spot so she can shine.  This side piece does not know her place.

Good side piece management dictates that you clearly define her role.  Ortega clearly does not know hers.  She at best will be number 2 (if there are 3, 4, 5, that should not be her concern or her business.  You should not look to be Lionel Richie and try to marry the side piece (I still remember the ass whuppin his wife gave him when she found out she was cheating. LOL).

If she is not comfortable with that, kick her to the curb. Quickly.  There is nothing but trouble ahead.

Side Piece Promotion: Upgrade Required

If you are stupid enough to promote a side piece to the number one spot, she should be an upgrade.  Kim Kardashian is not only fine as all hell, but the income comes in with her shows and other things she has.  Also, she’s a very freaky girl as Rick James would say (heard rumors of a Reggie Bush/Kardashian Superbowl sex tape???).

I’ve never really seen Ortega before this other than a few magazine covers.

(Note: A VERY BAD IDEA.  If you try to promote a side piece, you’ll have unnecessary trouble and drama throughout the entire relationship because she won’t trust you and she’ll remember how she got you.  She’ll always look over her shoulder for the next side piece and you will pay the price for her treachery.)

Kim Kardashian has more going for her.  This side piece affair has gone public and Bush would be taking a loss.   Bad move.

Reggie, you’re messing up a good thing because of bad side piece management. Feel free to email me at any time at manamongboys@live.com and I’ll arrange a session for you to refine your management skills.  Your moves to this point are definitely not TrueMan approved.

Feel free to comment.